Bathing necked in the backyard...good times
My sweet lil bean discovered his weinerschnitzel while playing in the giant yellow duck during bath time. Now, he is kind of obsessed. He was leaning back, all chill like just checkin things out and all of sudden his eyes got big and a smile smeared across his chubby little mug like he had just discovered a remote control (his fav toy) in between his legs. Only this one is better. This one is attached and mommy cant
There was only one problem with this situation. Everytime Hendrix tried to lean forward to get a good grip on his P.Diddle it disappeared behind his fat chubba belly. Then I get the stank eye while he is all
"Yo, Ma! Where the heck did that thing go??"
Dude, it ain't muh fault!
He would get all confused. Hurt. Angry. But whatev,s nothin stops my lil dude from a good time so the weewee was forgoten and on to
"Well hello there friend..where you been"
...and in for the kill he would go and behind the belly it retreats and he is all bummin and what not.
This went on for a while. Patience is not exactly H's strong point so eventually he gives up and goes back to playing but now bath time has turned into a game of hide and seek with his winkle. It's not just naked time anymore either, if the diaper is off he's lookin for his buddy the Penis. (ha, I said penis!) If the diaper is on he is tryin to rip it off to weasel his way to his...weasel.
Mamas and Papas...how can I get him to get over his manly parts? He is grabbing at it constantly and frankly,the whole "try to rip off my diaper to find my johnson while in the grocery store" game is getting old.
What a girl to do??